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While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is forbidden. When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each other’s private parts, and especially not handle each other’s private parts. A man should not touch his private parts with the right hand, only his left.
When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot, and also say a prayer - “Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief.”
I personally don’t talk whilst wizzing. I prefer putting my hand on the shoulder of the person at the urinal next to me....
WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF I COULD FUCKING URINATE WITHOUT PEOPLE TALKING. MOVING TO SAUDI ARABIA.
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